Fitness. Food. Questionable judgment.
Fitness advice
from a bird.
What could possibly go wrong?
Meet Tito. Big ambitions. Strong opinions.
Currently negotiating with leg day.
Training, food, and the absurd business of trying to be healthy.
Big ambitions. Strong opinions. Occasional leg day.
01 / The bird
Confidence: excellent.
Qualifications: bird.
Tito wants to get stronger, eat better, and live longer. Unfortunately, he also wants to lie down.
A thought from Tito
“I believe in progressive overload. That’s why every week I bring more emotional baggage.”
02 / The app · In development for Android
The bird has opinions.
The app keeps track.
Focus on what you need to do today.
See how it’s all coming together.
Training
Record your workouts. See your previous performance.
Nutrition
Log your food. Keep your intake in view.
Progress
Follow your weight and measurements over time.
On your device. No account required. App in development.